we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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