we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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