I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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