Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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