Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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