i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Randomize
