I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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