Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Did I show you my penis last night?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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