i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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