How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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