I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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