Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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