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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
third nipple confirmed
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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