We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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