wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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