I want to make a zoo with you.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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