Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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