Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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