wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
