i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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