ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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