That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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