Porn is love you can see.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
4 words: hood of his car
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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