Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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