why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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