The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Sober January is a disaster.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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