fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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