Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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