R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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