nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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