I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Found your dick twin last night
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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