Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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