She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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