she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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