i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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