So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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