Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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