margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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