That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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