the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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