Soap is not a condiment
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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