Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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