kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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