I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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