Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You're like the curious george of whores
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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