my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Everything about him screamed your future.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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