its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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