I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
True college students do jello shots in the library
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