She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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