I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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