my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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