So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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