maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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