I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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