we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Can you bring me the toilet please
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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