ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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