Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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